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In the second rant of the new year ronak edits his own filth…not as good as Irv, but its a start!

Hospitals suck and I will tell you why…Look for part 2 in the next few weeks!

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Well the rants are back!

Ronak dishes on you, you and you!  Wishing everyone a happy fucking new year! drop dead and keep on trucking!

Smell you later

Ronak’s Rants Complete 2010

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Well we are in the midst of our first
video rant so we have not followed up on any voice rants, but don’t worry both are coming!
For today I return to the old fashoin pen and paper so to speak more like mobile touch screen and key board!
So the first fuck you is against speed bumps, why is one penalized if they drive the speed limit or slower. A speed bump is ment to stop speeders and law breakers not someone going the limit all cities using speed bumps need to fix this.
Next karate kid remake fuck you in the ass! One he is in china learning kung fu even if the main character is called the karate kid as a slag fuck you call it the kung fu kid. ALSO fuck you hollywood make an original movie please; we always get a bastardized version remake. Go fuck your self….mr myagi may you wax on wax off for ever…
And the last fuck you is, fuck you all, you envionmental do gooders trying to get the public to donate money and or time to help the BP gulf disaster…fuck you, I ain’t paying or donating shit to this, you have to be on crack! BP did this, they need to pay and fix it. Those fuckers have the coin why ask the public. Should say “oh poor me give me money cause I was to dumb to put oil in my engine it burnt out so you should buy me a new one?” Or, would you call me an idiot and make fun of me for a) not looking and listening to the low oil gage in the car and b) not stopping to add oil for a small fee compared to an engine.
So fuck those bastards who ran BP, who made the new karate kid and the butt head engineers and city planners who designed and implemented speed bumps on city streets.
Ok take care and keep on hating!!!!!!!!!!!!

This week Ronak takes a fast start with the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games and slides down the ice into several pillars of controversy. Starting with the opening travesty, moving through to figure skating falls, the jailed olympic flame and finally coming to rest at the remote medal ceremonies. Ronak jumps off and goes for the gold. You could say he tries to own the podium, but then he’d kidney punch you.

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Download Ronak’s Rant – Week 11, in MP3 format.

Oh, and the Club Joy contest is still on. See the Club Joy page and the week 7 rant for details.

Fat Manoo. Yes, Ronak has his very own Asian correspondent (at least geographically speaking). Ronak gives Manoo the reigns and lets him ride off into the sunset on the blood of Battlestar Galactica and the ripped, mutilated sphincter of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Ronak also reminds you about the Club Joy Contest and then berates you for not participating. Ready, set, fat.

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Download Ronak’s Rant – Week 10, in MP3 format.

The vague details regarding the Club Joy contest are online here and see the juicy prize here.

This week, Ronak strolls through airport security with some disapproving takes on the whole business. Ronak’s longest rant ever might actually make the most sense. At least in some parallel universe. He also continues to complain that no one has entered the Club Joy contest and continues to lament the lack of participation on his website/train wreck. Enjoy.

Download Ronak’s Rant – Week 9, in MP3 format

You can continue to wonder about the vague details regarding the Club Joy contest here and see the prize here.

This week, Ronak talks at you. Yup, you, reading this right now. He moans about how you never comment, even though he knows you’re listening (and loving it.) So, to drum up customers for his weekly rants, he’s running a contest. That’s right. You can win something. Who doesn’t like winning? The best part is that this, like most contests, will ensure most of you remain losers. Good luck.

Download Ronak’s Rant – Week 8, in MP3 format

You can see some vague details about the contest here and see the prize here.

Back and better than ever! This week Ronak slams down on the seal hunt; the happy, friendly, useful seal hunt. And he takes a bite out of activists along the way. If the rants on the Middle East, Afghanistan, or Prostitution didn’t dent your skull, maybe this one will whack you right between the eyes. Repeatedly. Right before skinning you alive. Fear makes it taste so much better. Mmmm… baby fear.

Download Ronak’s Rant – Week 7, in MP3 format

So I got bacon fever, and was out of commission for over a week. That being said, there’s no official Week 6 Rant. We did, however, put together a little something something. Also, week 7 is recorded and on track for the usual Friday release.

Download Ronak’s (Non) Rant – Week 6, in MP3 format

This week Ronak rings in the New Year with a rant about everyone’s second favourite ongoing conflict: Afghanistan. Ronak advises NATO on how to take care of business and continues to suggest that the rest of us suck. Well not so much suggest as insist.

Download Ronak’s Rant – Week 5, in MP3 format

This week Ronak rings in the holidays by jumping all over coffee bars and prostitution. He also serves up some dubious statistically proven facts basted in delicious giant man love. You’ll be smacking more than your lips with this one, but remember to tip a little extra.

Download Ronak’s Rants – Week 4, in MP3 format

This week, which was one of two pre-recorded episodes to cover the sacrilicious season, Ronak attones for his past potty mouth and then fries up some hate, bacon fever style (aka swine flu.)

Download Ronak’s Rants – Week 3, in MP3 format

Ronak’s second podcast. This episode tackles two topics. The first being that the week 1 rant totally sucked. Ronak sort of apologizes. Sort of. Then he decides to descend into the depths of ranting darkness by tackling the middle east. At the knees.

Download Ronak’s Rants – Week 2, in MP3 format

Ronak’s very first podcast. Introducing a weekly series you’ll love to hate. This episode covers Ronak himself and the ethos that will guide his hate throughout this awful, tasteless adventure.

Download Ronak’s Rants in MP3 format