19 Jan

Rub my ham bone…bitches and you might get cancer!!!

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Wow, wow, wow…
A video says 1000 words…

24 Dec

Dirty xmass- all smoking all the time….

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And not the smoking you think! I being a dirty christ turner in, and my brother in law being Finish Lutheran, the only thing xmass means is a dinner of smoked things…

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15 Dec

But it said “all you can eat shrimp” Marge

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Mrs Simpson what did you do after you left the  restaurant, ” we drove around looking for another all you can eat fish restaurant” and then…”we went fishing”

 

15 Dec

I amke All Hollows Eve creepy…

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no lights on, hiding in plain sight, Patsy Kline on the speakers…I made 3 kids run, no crying…last year no running just crying and angry parents…oh well, to bad for them you want treats you get tricks…

Burn ya all!!!!

no lights how it looked durning trick or killing…ok treatin

Now with a light so you see better…

 

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15 Dec

Sri Lankan spiders…the bane of fat manoo…

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Walking on the patio!

 

 

The bucket one was swept up by the intrepid Rohini while Fat Manoo, special Chris, and my self huddled in the corner giggling with fright!!!!!!

The other one was saying hello on the path to the car…

24 Nov

Sri Lankan Poutine or Sri Lanken Stuffing or “stuff you in da MOUF”!!!!!

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Cheese kottu is a Sri Lankan dish that is made up of diced roti, a flat bread, melted cheese and a smattering of vegetables, it is re firied in oil and what you have is a heart stopping gooey, cheesy, mess!   It is more like stuffing then poutine in consistency, but more like poutine in the way its made. We were 3 people and asked for a 3 person sized order but they looked at two of us in the group, Ronak and Fat Manoo and said you are very fat guys so they gave us plate for four…we ate it.  they did have defibrillator paddles for us when our hearts stopped so we could keep on eating!

15 Nov

Fat Manooo tickles some balls…

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Fat Manoo had a hankering for some balls and not beef balls or man balls, but tasty tasty fish balls!

These are Sri Lanken curried fish balls, for those of you in the know, they are different from Chinese fish balls, where chinwa fish balls are more rubbery in texture these are more like gefilta fish according to the great fat manoo…

 

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the money shot!

15 Nov

A Dirty Gross Glaze…it did not work!

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Glazed salami…in my childhood my aunt made this and it was a tasty treat!

I tried and it was a disgusting mess, not good and not tasty…back to the drawing board for me…

was supposed to be apricot jam and Dijon, I used fig jam, samosa sauce and Dijon, like i said a complete failure and sooooo gross….

 

 

15 Nov

Fat Manoo get his prison rocks off…

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Oh fatmanoo, you like the electric boog-a-loo…

http://florida.arrests.org/tagged.php?flag=Hottie&page=0&back=true

 

Giddy up boy

 

11 Nov

rolled meat….tacular

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I rolled this meat and did not smoke it!

I bbq it so there!

It was a super tasty filthy dirt!

 

11 Nov

Hot dirty or dirty Jean Guy…

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Is that really a  hot clam pie… or is it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

only Jean Guy knows’…

 

 

 

 

 

enjoy Moevemebr!

 

 

02 Nov

THE BIG BAD WOLF…i need not say more…

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01 Nov

Ukraine Pain…really; on prime time CBS

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Waaaaaaa this dirty show is prime time CBS network show; the Simpson were right “networks are tuning in hard core sex channels”

01 Nov

welcome back

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17 Feb

Smoked Xmass… duck, duck, TURKEY!

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Holidays mean smoked tasty for a happy new year…One duck, One turkey; all smoked for tasty taste  goodness….

We were only two people who ate all; there were a few tasters but the bulk went to the fatsos’

DIRTY